What's going on with News At Ten? Fiona Bruce appears to be having the week off, fair play to her. I simply hate those stupid braided edged jackets that she wears anyway. Now the bird that is replacing her seems to shop at the same place too. They must have seen her coming as they simply have to be be the only two women on the planet that think those things look nice. What is going on? And who is that other blonde chubby munter that they've got on there? Christ, it looked like the opening scenes from the Trinnie and Suzannah show tonight. Still, at least we didn't have to endure the thoughts from Washington of that "one eye up the chimney, the other in the pot" bloke. I mean I'm all for equal opportunities for all and all that, but why can't we just have topless women reading the news? No silly jackets. Just fit birds with their kit off reading the news. "We'll now pass you over to Moscow where it's so cold that Fifi's nips are standing out like chapel hat pegs...."
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.