Yes boys and girls miracles do happen, as Muffy the death's door guinea pig is running around her little hutch like Zola Budd this morning. Maybe she was just having an off day or something, but the empty shoebox has been put back into the cupboard, at least for now. They didn't throw it away obviously as you never know when it might be needed again, pets pop their clogs with alarming regularity around here. Pooh count: just the one, but the morning log is a particularly satisfying one I find. A bit like you lot and your first cup of tea of the day I suspect.
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