Yes boys and girls miracles do happen, as Muffy the death's door guinea pig is running around her little hutch like Zola Budd this morning. Maybe she was just having an off day or something, but the empty shoebox has been put back into the cupboard, at least for now. They didn't throw it away obviously as you never know when it might be needed again, pets pop their clogs with alarming regularity around here. Pooh count: just the one, but the morning log is a particularly satisfying one I find. A bit like you lot and your first cup of tea of the day I suspect.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.