Did you see that guy throw a custard pie in Rupert Murdoch's face on the telly last night? The Clown Prosecution Service are investigating that one I hear. Pooh count: three, two toblerones and a very rare Milky Way....shabba....
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.