In a three way photo finish to a very exciting turd of the week award, Richard Branson defied top weight to get up on the line, beating Andy Murray on the nod into second with the bloody teachers a neck back in third. Branson is said to be "over the moon" to pick up the prestigious award for appalling service in the face of such stiff opposition. No clear favourite has emerged yet for this week's award although Americans in general could be in with a shout, Stevie Wonder is expected to run well with the blinkers on, and it's also highly possible that Ratko Mladic will defy a penalty to feature prominently in this week's race. By the way, what's the difference between David Haye and me Dad's trousers? Me Dad's trousers don't fall down every 3 minutes. Pooh count, a respectable four, one of which reminded me of a Yule Log. Except without the sprig of holly obviously.
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