Apple co-founder and CEO Steve "Big" Jobs has resigned I see. Co-incidentally on the same day that a European court bans the sale of the Samsung Galaxy S, Galaxy S II and Galaxy Ace mobile phones in some countries for being "too Appley". Me Dad swears by the Samsung products, but he's a fat bastard that doesn't know what he's on about. I'll keep my eyes peeled for some white pooh next time we go for a walk in the woods, polish it up, and send it off to Mr Jobs as a token of my affection. An iPooh if you will. To be closely followed by the Samsung Galaxy Plop, it's a bit like the iPooh except it's got USB connectivity and runs Flash.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.