All this stuff in the news about this politician geezer puts me in mind of that Little Britain show that me Mum and Dad watch. You know the sketch where the bloke, his wife and two kids are at the gates of their country pile in the Home Counties and the politian fella says something along the lines of thsi to the gathered media: "Driving home from Devon last week I took a wrong turning and accidentally found myself at Kings Cross railway station at 3am. In my desperation to use the loo I entered an already occupied cubicle by mistake whereupon I slipped on a carelessly placed bar of soap...." I don't know if I'm allowed to put the rest of it as it includes the words penis and bottom.
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