All this stuff in the news about this politician geezer puts me in mind of that Little Britain show that me Mum and Dad watch. You know the sketch where the bloke, his wife and two kids are at the gates of their country pile in the Home Counties and the politian fella says something along the lines of thsi to the gathered media: "Driving home from Devon last week I took a wrong turning and accidentally found myself at Kings Cross railway station at 3am. In my desperation to use the loo I entered an already occupied cubicle by mistake whereupon I slipped on a carelessly placed bar of soap...." I don't know if I'm allowed to put the rest of it as it includes the words penis and bottom.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.