I see that Kev off Corrie has split with his wife of 25 years. I'm not surprised, she's obviously far too old for him at that age. Meanwhile Liam Fox has fallen on his sword, not the only one then eh Adam? Wales coach Warren Gatland said that he considered cheating in Saturday's Rugby World Cup Semi Final but decided against it as "the French are too stupid to have noticed." Tesco are to start employing dwarfs to pack up your grocery shopping at the checkouts for you. "Every little helps." Classy X Factor finalist Frankie Cocozza apparently stunned the live audience at his audition by revealing a tattooed list of girl's names on his bottom. Did anybody look close enough to make sure that they were tattooed on there and not just smeared in brown I ask myself. Talking of which, today's pooh count: five - one of which has your name on it Frankie so get checking the post for jiffy bags sex machine.
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