Is John Terry a low life racist scumbag? A) Yes B) Very much so or C) Without a shadow of a doubt. He was apparently at the training ground this morning and he dribbled round Kalou, Malouda, Sturridge and Anelka before slamming the ball high into the roof of the net. A despairing Andre Villas-Boas sinks his head into his hands and shouts "How many times is this? I said dribble round the CONES John, the CONES..."
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.