German FIFA leader Sep Blatter reassures us by saying that there is no racism in football, and IF there was then it could all be sorted with a handshake after the match. Thanks for your comforting input there Sepp. He went on to say that this problem doesn't exist in German football "as we don't allow the blacks in - they have an unfair advantage due to their very wide nostrils" before going on to condemn a Jewish refusal to shake hands at the end of WWII as "unsporting". Sounds a bit like Cockney rhyming slang for something you do when you've got the trots doesn't it "Sepp Blatter" - "I'd stay out of trap three if I was you mate, I've got a terrible dose of the Ertha Kitts and there's Sepp Blatter all over the shop in there."
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