Jeremy Clarkson has been reprimanded for saying that striking public sector workers should be shot in front of their families, I read on the Beeb today. I however agree with him, they wouldn't be whining on about their pensions then would they? And think of all the jobs it would create. Pooh count: three, one for the hospital workers, one for the teachers and a sloppy Joe for air traffic control at Heathrow.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.