There was confusion last night amongst tens of thousands of Man City fans that used to support Chelsea and Arsenal before that who are now not sure if they are supposed to switch back to supporting Chelsea or revert to Arsenal or stick with Man City. Pooh count: two, one of which reminded me of Frank Lampard. So I left it on the bench....
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.