Liverpool have apparently made enquiries about unsettled Villa striker Darren Bent, I hear. Heskey might be available in the January transfer window King Kenny if you're interested. Luis Suarez says that he's not happy about "one of those" coming up here and "taking our jobs" apparently. Come to think of it Bent has been "unsettled" everywhere he's been hasn't he? He's had more clubs than Tiger Woods that lad. Still, his bank manager isn't complaining and neither is his agent I expect. "Come in Darren lad, ooooh you do look all unsettled. I'll see if I can get you in at Liverpool, but don't bother unpacking your stuff when you get there as there's not a lot of point is there really?"
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