I'm almost back to my old self today. I have to be, otherwise they'll be taking me back to the vets where who knows what that wretched woman would try inserting up my arse next. I've developed a new trick in which I swallow two separate pieces of string and when they come out the other end they're tied together. I shit you knot...
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.