It's like John Craven's but it's funny and features me. In the news today is a story that says that a new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine. Me dad says that chocolates or flowers usually do the trick. Also in the news is that new Margaret Thatcher film 'The Iron Lady' has been classed as a 12A. Does that mean it's unsuitable for miners? And also from BBC news: "Stephen Hawking at 70" - that's fast for a guy in a wheelchair isn't it? Pooh count: six, it was curry for tea last night...
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.