It's like John Craven's but it's funny and features me. In the news today is a story that says that a new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine. Me dad says that chocolates or flowers usually do the trick. Also in the news is that new Margaret Thatcher film 'The Iron Lady' has been classed as a 12A. Does that mean it's unsuitable for miners? And also from BBC news: "Stephen Hawking at 70" - that's fast for a guy in a wheelchair isn't it? Pooh count: six, it was curry for tea last night...
Is a sheepdog and his two-legged is a farmer. Frank was out with him in the tractor drilling wheat last autumn and they unearthed a rusty old lamp. So the farmer hopped out of the cab to have a closer look at it and gave it a little rub on his jacket, as you do, and was amazed to see a genie appear and offer to grant him any wish he wanted. Well the farmer thought for a moment and then said "I'd like the price of wheat to go to £200/tonne!" So the genie sighed but said "OK, I'll sort that out for you then, you greedy bastard" and popped back into his bottle. And the farmer casually tossed the lamp into the back of his cab and got on with his drilling. Well they were out again this morning putting a bit of nitrogen on, Frank and the farmer, and the farmer spotted the lamp and gave it a little rub again, just on the off chance, and you'll never guess what happened, the genie popped out again, and said that he'd grant the farmer one more wish. So the fa...