It's like John Craven's but it's funny and features me. In the news today is a story that says that a new survey shows that a fifth of British men have no idea how to turn on the washing machine. Me dad says that chocolates or flowers usually do the trick. Also in the news is that new Margaret Thatcher film 'The Iron Lady' has been classed as a 12A. Does that mean it's unsuitable for miners? And also from BBC news: "Stephen Hawking at 70" - that's fast for a guy in a wheelchair isn't it? Pooh count: six, it was curry for tea last night...
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