Has refused to stand down as England captain ahead of Euro 2012. That leaves him free to lead his troops into Poland, just like his hero did. A polished pooh on a plinth is in the post big boy. Did you read that story doing the rounds yesterday that a three year old girl wrote to Sainsbury's suggesting that they should change the name of their "Tiger" bread to "Giraffe" bread as the crust looked more like the latter than the former? And that's exactly what they are doing. Taking a leaf out of her book I've written (and I'm three just like her so I know that they're gonna take it seriously) to Asda suggesting that they rebrand their "colleagues" as "window licking mongs". I'll keep you posted.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.