Me Dad told me that his ex missus rang him up one Valentines Day moaning that the other two girls in the office had just had flowers delivered to the office courtesy of their loving partners and that they were absolutely gorgeous. "That's probably why they got flowers then," he replied. I don't get this obsession that you lot have with flowers. Flowers are for pissing on, everybody knows that.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.