To save time & money Chelsea have announced that they have already sacked their next manager. Poor old AVB, he must be crying all the way to the bank this morning, there's a polished pooh on a plinth in the post to cheer you up old mate. Watching MOTD on Saturday night me Dad said "I bet he's not in a job on Monday," and so it proved. So what's gone wrong, it can't all be ABV's fault can it? He doesn't actually go onto the pitch with them does he? Too many Prima Donnas if you ask me. And the odd petulant pouting ladyboy on more money than the GDP of Portugal of course. Oh, and a racist or two. Plus the inevitable adulterer and a closet gay. Doesn't make for a harmonious dressing room that lot does it?
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