Was looking forward to watching Team GB in the football. Shame to see that they've been drawn in the "Group of Deaf" though. Bosses have announced that, unlike the players themselves, they won't be using visually impaired referees. Howard Webb and Phil Dowd are said to be gutted. Apparently there is no truth in the rumour that we won gold in the boxing after our lad licked his Russian opponent in the final though. Woof.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.