THE UNGRACIOUS TWAT. WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS? ME DAD WENT TO WATCH EVERTON VS THE COCKY MANCS LAST NIGHT. I HAD TO STAY HOME AND WATCH IT ON THE TELLY AS THEY DON'T LET BORDER TERRIERS IN. WELL WHAT LOOKED LIKE A THOROUGHLY DESERVED WIN TO ME IS CONDEMNED BY BIG NOSE THIS MORNING AS 'ALL THEY DID WAS LUMP IT UP FRONT TO FELLAINI' BEFORE HE GOES ON TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE CROWD INTIMIDATING THE REF! OH THE FUCKIN IRONY. NOW THAT REALLY IS RICH YOU JOCK/MANC HYBRD UGLY BIG NOSED ALBERT TATLOCK LOOKALIKE BASTARD. CHECK THE POST FERGIE. A PLINTHLESS POOH IS ON THE WAY...Sorry about the caps. Still struggling to get to grips with me new smartphone. It's not easy when you have paws you know.P
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.