As you probably know I'm a keen University Challenge sort of a Border Terrier, as I like to keep my paw in so to speak. Well I was shocked to watch last night's episode to see four spotty youths sit in bemused silence looking at each other and shaking their heads. The task before them was to name a piece of music played by a brass band. It was unmistakeably The Lord's My Shepherd, which they played almost all the way through. These lads were looking at each other as if you were asking them to name the original starting line up of the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band such was the look of incredulity on their spotty, puss-riddled faces. Come on, let's have it, urged Paxman. "Erm, Jerusalem?" came the response! No doubt these lads will move on to become captains of industry because Daddy's well connected in the City. An unpolished pooh on a plinth is winging it's way to the knobheads at Magdalen College, Oxford.
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