The poor little lamb, has been banned from driving for failing to respond to police letters regarding his car clocked speeding. It wasn't his fault, says his solicitor. He didn't reply because he didn't understand the word "Constabulary" at the top of the letters so he didn't think that they were of any importance. I wonder how long it took them to dream that one up? They should try writing "Dear Mr Dirty Cheating Argie Bastard" at the top of them next time the police correspond with Mr Tevez, I suggest. I nearly choked on my pigs ear when I went on to read from his solicitor: "He is a footballer and in that regard he is relatively well-paid." Relatively well paid, eh? Well you could say that I suppose: Is that all?
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