The dirty cheating rabbit-faced Kopite hand-balling Uruguayan twat. He's as bent as an Arab's dagger that ugly greasy sweaty little bell end. He's handled more balls than Julian Clary that lad. What do we know about Uruguayans? They disallow perfectly good English goals that are miles over the line and they have to resort to cheating at poor little Mansfield Town to scrape a spawny 2-1 away win. They're worse than the Argies. An unpolished pooh on a plinth is on the way to Anfield. I haven't addressed it to anybody in particular, I reckon they'll know who it's for.
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