Fuck off you fat wankers. What do you think you look like? Seriously? You look like fat lycra-clad wankers to me. So fuck right fucking off you fucking stupid Jackson Pollack clad tit faced cock ends and take your fucking twatting 16 abreast fucking bastard titting fucking wanking cycling with you, you arses. Do I make myself fucking bastard fucking pissing bastard clear you cock faced tit headed bell ends?
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.