Never in all my born days have I seen so many ginger kids all in one place. It's like we've stumbled into some real life horror movie. They're throwing stones at the ducks. Ginger Kid Duck Stoning - The Mallards Must Die I think this movie must be called. Mick Hucknall must live in Ripon I reckon. The dirty talentless ginger twat. Spreading his ginger load all round town.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.