Why do some people say that? Like, you're in the chippy and you pay your money and the girl behind the counter says "see ya later". When clearly she isn't going to be seeing you later is she? Not unless you're such a fat bastard that one large cod, chips and mushy peas is only enough to fill you up for half an hour before you're back again. Or unless you happen to be also "slipping her a portion" like she's just slipped you one, or course. But looking at the state of the fat munter down our chippy I reckon you'd have to be visually impaired to consider such a move. I mean she's so fat that when she fell down the stairs in the chippy the other day me Dad said that he thought it was the closing bars to Eastenders. He said to her "blimey, you're a big lass aren't you?" She said with a sigh "I've heard it all before, tell me something I don't know." He said "Gregg's sell pasties in singles too, you know."
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.