Who, every time Oscar Pistorious gets a mention on the news, adds "happy and glorious" to the end of it in his head? What's got four arms, two legs and only one head? Oscar Pistorious and his girlfriend. Allegedly. I do the same thing when watching Match of the Day when Arsenal are on....Santi Cazorla, lives round the corner, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo. What's up with me? Bored fucking shitless, that's what.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.