One of the kids asked me Mum how her first date with me Dad went last night. She said that when she first met him she said "So then what's your story, divorced, never been married, or what?" And me Dad replied "Well I'm a widower, my second wife died in a drowning accident actually." Me Mum said "Oh dear, how awful, I'm sorry to hear that. Was it recently?" Me Dad says "Quite recently, yes, me sleeves are still wet." Woof.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.