Ground out a grim 1-0 victory against the combined might of 10 man Estonia I see. Didn't see the game live, but watched the highlights. What's the point of being bored shitless for 90 minutes when ITV will condense that punishment down into around half an hour for you? I know Rooney scored the goal, even it it was only in off the post, but is it just me or has his first touch completely deserted him? And his second and third touches weren't much better sometimes. He's also a greedy little twat, especially since being handed the captain's armband. Wants to take every free kick in and around the box, shoots when he should pass etc. Out of form and looking past it, Woy has now gone and made him ubdroppable courtesy of being England captain. My match ratings: Hart, had nothing to do and did it well enough 6; Chambers, quite shite 4; Cahill - see Hart 6; Jagielka - also see Hart 6: Baines, not made enough use of 6; Delph, woefully out of his depth even against this shite 4: Wilshire, better than Stevie Me (obviously) 6; Henderson, didn't even realise he was playing until he hit a tame speculative shot straight at the keeper 4: Lallana, twinkletoes wanker 5; Welbeck, looked like he'd rather be sat at home on his lazy fat arse 3; Rooney, see above 4; Sterling, see Welbeck 4: Oxelaide-Chamberlain, ho-hum 5. The ref, shite, played advantage when he shouldn't, and didn't when he should 've, also booked Baines for no reason whatsoever 3.
Is a sheepdog and his two-legged is a farmer. Frank was out with him in the tractor drilling wheat last autumn and they unearthed a rusty old lamp. So the farmer hopped out of the cab to have a closer look at it and gave it a little rub on his jacket, as you do, and was amazed to see a genie appear and offer to grant him any wish he wanted. Well the farmer thought for a moment and then said "I'd like the price of wheat to go to £200/tonne!" So the genie sighed but said "OK, I'll sort that out for you then, you greedy bastard" and popped back into his bottle. And the farmer casually tossed the lamp into the back of his cab and got on with his drilling. Well they were out again this morning putting a bit of nitrogen on, Frank and the farmer, and the farmer spotted the lamp and gave it a little rub again, just on the off chance, and you'll never guess what happened, the genie popped out again, and said that he'd grant the farmer one more wish. So the fa...