England

Ground out a grim 1-0 victory against the combined might of 10 man Estonia I see. Didn't see the game live, but watched the highlights. What's the point of being bored shitless for 90 minutes when ITV will condense that punishment down into around half an hour for you? I know Rooney scored the goal, even it it was only in off the post, but is it just me or has his first touch completely deserted him? And his second and third touches weren't much better sometimes. He's also a greedy little twat, especially since being handed the captain's armband. Wants to take every free kick in and around the box, shoots when he should pass etc. Out of form and looking past it, Woy has now gone and made him ubdroppable courtesy of being England captain. My match ratings: Hart, had nothing to do and did it well enough 6; Chambers, quite shite 4; Cahill - see Hart 6; Jagielka - also see Hart 6: Baines, not made enough use of 6; Delph, woefully out of his depth even against this shite 4: Wilshire, better than Stevie Me (obviously) 6; Henderson, didn't even realise he was playing until he hit a tame speculative shot straight at the keeper 4: Lallana, twinkletoes wanker 5; Welbeck, looked like he'd rather be sat at home on his lazy fat arse 3; Rooney, see above 4; Sterling, see Welbeck 4: Oxelaide-Chamberlain, ho-hum 5. The ref, shite, played advantage when he shouldn't, and didn't when he should 've, also booked Baines for no reason whatsoever 3.