Have you heard of it? People are giving up drinking alcohol for the month just to prove that they can do it and to improve their health. Me Dad says it's a great idea as it means he can get served at the bar just that little bit quicker. He was out on business last week, and said he got caught short on the M62 and had to pop into the motorway services for a pooh. All the cubicles were full, so he waited outside for a bit. The first guy out was a lorry driver emerging from trap 3, who said "I wouldn't go in there just now if I was you, mate." Me Dad said "Why does it smell a bit?" The lorry driver said "No, but I've just murdered a prostitute in there." And he didn't even wash his hands afterwards, the dirty bastard.
You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.