Hey it's Chinese New Year; and 2018 is the Year of The Dog.
That gives me the chance to retread one of my Dad's favourite old jokes.
Question: How does a Chinaman take his dog out?
Answer: carefully, and with oven gloves - woof.
Do they really eat dogs in China? I've seen it on telly so it must be true. As they say over there - a dog isn't just for Xmas. If you're lucky they'll be some left over for Boxing Day.
Mind you I wouldn't mind if by chance Tommy 'disappeared' into some Dim Sums or a Chop Suey. That would suit me down to the ground, and I could get the place back all to myself.
Happy New Year - Woof !
That gives me the chance to retread one of my Dad's favourite old jokes.
Question: How does a Chinaman take his dog out?
Answer: carefully, and with oven gloves - woof.
Do they really eat dogs in China? I've seen it on telly so it must be true. As they say over there - a dog isn't just for Xmas. If you're lucky they'll be some left over for Boxing Day.
Mind you I wouldn't mind if by chance Tommy 'disappeared' into some Dim Sums or a Chop Suey. That would suit me down to the ground, and I could get the place back all to myself.
Happy New Year - Woof !