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Stop the world I want to get off ...

Spot the racist shoe ... yep apparently even shoes can now be racist. Everyone's copping for it - Katy Perry (and quote rightly), Gucci.

Katy Perry withdrew a range of fashion shoes on the basis they had a black face. Why not withdraw them on the basis the entire shoe range looked bonkers?



I mean have you ever seen anything a stupid in your life as a shoe with a face on it? Nope me neither.

Here's another racist shoe. Why is it racist? Well it's yellow and has slits in it obviously, so it's a thinly veiled pop at the Chinese.


Here's another shoe - but this is sexist this time.


It could be banned on the basis that's it derogatory to the LGBT community. No one's bothered that you could break your fuckin' neck wearing them. What are the chances of falling over in a pair of them, pretty high I'd say. I think Health & Safety need to have a word.

It's -ism gone mad, Woof !


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