Mr Potato Head - Stay Woof

Eff me, yet again just when I think the world can't get any fuller of bollocks, it proves me wrong.

Hasbro Toys have said they will be "re-branding" Mr Potato Head as simply Potato Head - not to be confused with Mick Hucknall who is Simply Red.

"Hasbro is making sure all feel welcome in the Potato Head world by officially dropping the Mr from the Mr Potato Head brand name and logo to promote gender equality and inclusion," Hasbro said of the name change.

Fuck me what a load of shite.

However, in a later tweet on Thursday, the company said the Mr and Mrs Potato Head characters would still be available to buy, but didn't provide more details.

The Daily Star summed it up better - Mr Potato Head loses his meat and two veg.

Mind you I have to say that Mr Potato Head does have something of a dusky complexion. He looks like a suntanned Freddie Mercury esp with that dodgy moustache. He could be Greek or Italian.

That reminds me; why do Greek men like to grow a moustache? So they can look like their Mums.

Stay woof !

Glasto

You couldn't make it up could you. I spent much of the weekend dozing on the sofa watching telly. Glastonbury was on, although sad to say there was no Snoop Dog, Bone Jovi or any other canine related artists. The big news seemed to be the lack of female headliners and now we know why as one scored a spectacular own goal. She missed her slot cos she was doing her hair. It takes ages she said. Why NOT start doing your hair well before your show time. Aaagh no where's my handbag I've left it in the car, I've got to back to fetch it.

my Mum, your Dad

It's a new reality show FFS Endless permutations My Mum, your Dad My Mum, your Mum My Dad, your Dad My Mum, my Dad + your Dad My Mum, your Mum + your Dad Stay woof

it's bin day

I love a by election but only for the nutters who stand in them. I expected the Monster Raving Loony Party but there's a new kid on the block ... Count Binface. So i've been inspired to stand myself as his buddy, Count Benny of Thejets. Just like my inspiration Sir Elton, I'm still standing. My policies include:- Lowering taxes on dog food Campaigning for more poo bins Compulsory banning of cats Gotta go, I ate something 'dodgy' earlier in the park and I think I'm about to lose my deposit! Stay woof

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