Fuck me, how many dosmetic science programs can we take. Note to feminists, domestic science was taught at schools to teach girlies how to cook, bake, hoover, dust and sew.
Now we have the Great British Sewing Bee where as many diverse types as we can muster do battle in front of bisexual host, a dwarf and a beanpole.
Sprinkle in a few inclusive types, gay teacher in tank top tick, butch lesbo with tattoos tick, outrageously camp host tick, ethic big mama tick.
This week we make a stunning cocktail outfit from carpet remnants. Bollocks
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