Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69. Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69. Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69. Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69. Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69. Director Harold Ramis, best known for his work on hit comedy film Groundhog Day has died aged 69.

Do you watch it? Did you see the one with John Noakes and Peter Purves on the other day? Poor old Noakesy looked completely befuddled. Gazing around like he didn't have a clue where he was. Like one of the extras in the background in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest he was. Several pork pies short of a picnic that lad these days. Kept wandering off. PP had to keep dragging him back behind the podium to where he was supposed to stand, and then he'd wander off again. There was one round where they had to identify famous dogs, and it wouldn't have surprised me if they'd have had a picture of Shep on there and he wouldn't have even recognised that, the poor get. Still, he did better than that thick bent twat Christopher Biggins. His best shot at naming a country which included one of South, New,  Islands, United and summat else I can't remember - eg. New Fucking Zealand, The United Bastard Fucking States etc, was fucking South Pacific! South Pacific - a fucking c...

What sort of twat sees a sign that says "keep left" and thinks "fuck that, that sign isn't there for my benefit, it's for these other twats, I'm keeping fucking right as I may get where I want to be a quarter of a fucking nanosecond early if I do that?" Half the bastard population of York fucking railway station is the answer to that particular conundrum. The cheeky arrogant fuckers. "Fuck off and die old harridan, I'm important and you are shit on my shoe."

Why, oh why do the BBBastardC allow this brainless fucking clothes horse to read the news? A more shitter newsreader I've yet to see. DONG. Hundreds of women and children killed in Syrian chemical weapons attack. But let's not dwell on that. Look at my fucking ACE new jacket. Yes, I know what you're thinking, and you're right, it IS a Stella McCartney. And get this. Fucking get a fucking load of this. It was FREE! Yes, fucking gratis. When you're a celeb like me you just get given stuff like this given to you for fucking nowt! Look, look at the shoes. Jimmy Fucking Choo they are. And another fucking freebie. Oh, when I was poor, like you lot, I used to lie awake at night just yearning for a pair of fucking Jimmy Choo's and now I've got a cupboard full of the fuckers! Aren't I simply ACE? Where was I? Oh yes the news. DONG. Thousands of people on the Somerset Levels are homeless tonight as flood waters rise to new highs. Serves the fuckers right I say. Th...

Put in 81 crosses in that game against Fulham the other night and still couldn't win it. The last time Wayne Rooney saw that many crosses was when he picked up the results of his GCSE maths paper. Woof.....

Our kitchen keeps getting flooded in the middle of the night, especially when me Mum and Dad go to bed early, and we don't even live in Somerset. The flood waters round here smell of piss too, which is a bit odd. As Toyah would say, It's A Mystery. Or was it a Mythtory? Me Dad says not to worry too much about this Somerset lot though, apparently they're so inbred down there that even if the water goes above head height they'll still be able to breathe using their rudimentary gills. We were watching the telly last night and there was this appeal on for money to help South American victims of Hypertrichosis, which is a disease which causes excessively abnormal hair growth in kids, known informally as Werewolf Syndrome. Apparently, just £3/month can rid South America of this dreadful, debilitating affliction. Send a cheque to the Shave the Children Fund. Woof.

Did anybody else notice that Sheffield United appear to have most of Mumford & Sons playing for them in their FA Cup replay against a dreadful Fulham side?